Bridget Jones's Diary:

“123 lbs. (how is it possible to put on 4 pounds in the middle of the night? Could flesh have somehow solidified becoming denser and heavier? Repulsive, horrifying notion), alcohol units 4 (excellent), cigarettes 21 (poor but will give up totally tomorrow), number of correct lottery numbers 2 (better, but nevertheless useless)...”

Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason:

“Weightless (in air), alcohol units 8 (but in-flight so canceled out by altitude), cigarettes 0 (desperate: no-smoking seat), calories 1 million (entirely made up of things would never have dreamt of putting in self's mouth were they not on in-flight tray).”

Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy:

“Maybe will go to yoga and become more flexible. Or maybe will go out with friends and get plastered.”

Bridget Jones's Baby: The Diaries:

“And that, my little darling, is how I came to be your mum.”